DudeImMacGyver

Magnets: How do they-HRNGH!!

I didn't get the memo, my wife has the opposite spirit lol

To be fair, the memo would've gone directly into the trash because this guy sounds like a pathetic idiot. He's not even really a man at all, more like a child inhabiting an adult's body.

Hmm, fresh.

drops the bass, losing tends of thousands of dollars probably

That's the spirit!

Maybe make some smores if you know what I mean (full disclosure: I don't know what I mean).

It is a Russian spy network?

If you haven't fucked a graham cracker, are you even living?

brb, gonna go eat some graham crackers off my wife just to mock this guy

I'd be furious for multiple reasons though I am monogamous, but it kinda sounds like you're OK with having an open relationship based on what you're describing. That or you're in shock or maybe depressed?

Even if you're cool with having an open relationship, it does sound like your communication as a couple needs some work.

Yup, I'm pretty skeptical but sometimes I do only after investigating them to make sure it's not another bullshit scam like Autism Speaks or Susan G Komen that say they're rAiSiNg aWaReNeSs but really they're just a vehicle to make their executives richer and either don't help (Komen) or even manage to actively make things worse (Autism Speaks).

Seems like a very odd thing for an American to be upset about.