John wick. Only the dog is human

I genuinely know of an individual who believes refrigeration is a hoax and a conspiracy. He refrigerates nothing. Milk in the cabinets. I guess it's just big refrigerator trying to manipulate us?

I'm an American working in the u.s. for a company based in Germany. They have soooo many more days off than us. They're out at least 3 months of the year before taking additional PTO. They like to bring their European values of work to the u s. But unfortunately that doesn't mean that I get any more off time. I save all year from January to December and if I never took any of it my PTO amounts to 3 weeks. If you're an American they have different standards for you because american work culture means getting fucked and hating your life lol.

That being said I still feel like the days I get are generous and I am happy and grateful. But that's only because I used to get nothing at my old job. It's only crappy if I compare to others which is the thief of joy and whatnot.

I like how my social security card explicitly says not to be for identification and tax purposes only. But I need for absolutely fucking everything and to identify I'm a citizen. Can hardly sign up for a new email without a SSN. (Exaggerating of course about the email)

It'd be cool except the non zero chance of catching a bullet just because I wanted to have benefits other people have for free.. and I know that I could be shot in civilian life too. But like, doesn't that just make it worse

Less than the rate of inflation 😮‍💨 guess I make less this year than last year.

Such awesome pictures

I feel happy when someone in this position can say this instead of the ol' "I did it so you should suffer too" to type logic haha

Damn. We gonna need a lot more nets then

Damn I wish trees and plants already did this. 900 houses < a forest

Most people can't handle nuance so for many issues are either black or white

Oh. Unfortunately, yes. Yes they still can. This author needs to just start asking around haha