This is Yggdrasilly.
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That looks marvellously terrible.
Yeah, but I think that's the wrong way to approach it. I don't think I've ever downloaded a game where the ad had someone playing like a moron. Maybe that's just me.
Don't forget the great warriors Ventricles, Follicles, and Popsicles, and their adorable canine companion, Cuticles.
Either Michael Myers or my ghillie suit.
Depends how you define close.
Yeah, it has to be easily portable so he can go to his friends.
What if this was just a high scoring post from yesterday you've slightly reworded?
Is this a US thing? Do you not get paid for your lunch hour? That's wild.
Santa Steps Out was wild.
'Sex, Death, and Santa Claus
His generosity is legendary. He has a devoted wife, a crack team of sky-borne reindeer, hordes of industrious elves, and the love of good little boys and girls around the globe. But what unholy desires now propel him into the lascivious clutches of a certain fairy? And who was he before the sleigh and workshop, in times forgotten?
She munches on molars, summons drowned sailors to her pleasure, and recalls, sharp as a pinprick, her life as the most savage of ash nymphs. Why then is she stuck, night after night, hovering above pillows to leave coins for gap-toothed brats? More important, how quickly can she captivate the jolly old elf to the north?
He's huge, fluffy, lonesome, and unbearably horny. On his Easter rounds, he contrives, as often as possible, to get a grip on himself and peer into interesting bedrooms. But who in the world will throw him down and ravage him as the lovers under his gaze ravage one another?
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It is. You're wrong. It's literally the pinnacle of folk horror.