[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

An amethyst crystal I found in my (gravel) driveway a full 4 years after moving in. It's a good 8 inches/20cm long, and shaped like a tear drop. It's amazing and I love it.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

As a religious person, I will absolutely sleep with your partner while you're stuck in traffic.

I love a nap. I'm always sleepy, and if you're stuck in traffic and I'm bored, imma be sleepin.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

This is why i exclusively eat baker's chocolate, and I chew my coffee grounds. I'm not trying to dilute my precious foodstuffs with disgusting things like water or sugar.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 2 years ago

There are ones of us! Ones!

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

WTF was the original comic here?

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Typically, your shift is just an hour longer/shorter. Though, I've worked for companies that tried to scam me, and pay me for 8 hours on the night with 9 hours, under the guise that they would pay me 8 hours on the night with 7. Nope. I don't trust your ass, and I don't know that I'll still be working here in 6 months. I'll take my $8.75 for tonight, tyvm.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

I'd watch the hell out of that, and it's I unironically an excellent name.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Getting screwed by a dude I had no interest in, in the back of my car, after driving him to his family's house an hour away.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

That's funny, I have found zero furry porn in my feed browsing all. Tons of boobs and poonaynay, but nary a fursona, and exceptionally few penii.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

Mr. Data's bussy is versed in a broad variety of...pleasuring.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

How do I add pronouns to my handle like that? I don't know how to change it.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

I love the sequel to that one, too. Same set up. ... The first man orders H20 The second man says "why would you say that? It's incredibly pretentious, and you look like a jerk. Just order water." The first man frowns and sulks because his murder plot has been foiled.

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