Deadlysporks

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Whats Even Going On Here? in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Bike week was my first thought too

I can be a handful. [OC] [F] in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think my hands might be bigger... Only one way to find out if it is truly a handful... For science, of course ๐Ÿ˜‰

She's cookin' in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Dunno what she's up to with the tomatoes, but that cake looks fantastic

I ask you to come over and answer the door like this. You coming in? in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Certainly not pulling out ๐Ÿ˜

Do you like morning coffee? โ˜• in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Lol you get close enough to hand me that mug and we're likely to spill it, and I really like coffee o_0

What's a great but uncommon comedy movie we should watch? in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Tucker and Dale Vs Evil is one of my favorites, might not be quite uncommon but people tend not to know it when I bring it up.

"Best job interview ever" in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Idk man ... I think she blew it

Getting herself off on your dick in c/[email protected]
[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I definitely spent at least half the time watching the movie... I don't have ADD at all o_0