This was lovely

Call me when they actually get prosecuted

I heard cartels have started terrorist attacks after that. Blocking roads, torching cars, etc

So they didn't ban anything? Gee whiz

I couldn't get my wife's attention the other day. So I sat down, got comfortable.

That did the trick.

This got posted to reddit futurology and the copium in the comments is somewhat funny

Still waiting for the tankers to start loading up FPV drones

I'm surprised nobody (to my knowledge) had pulled the "Trump is a Russian agent" card. Why does Trump behave like ~~pretty much every other potus~~ warmongering asshole? Why, he's just Russian! Case closed, mental contradiction resolved

the Communist Revolution was secretly funded by the West to sabotage the glory of Imperial Russia” is also something I’ve never heard,

Really? "Lenin is a German/British/[insert enemy]" spy has been a conspiracy for decades, pretty much since 1917 itself. It's especially popular in Russia. Putin himself proclaimed that "Lenin has laid a landmine under Russia" in an official speech. I don't know how you haven't heard that one.

Are you in Ukraine?

Have to ask, why 1654 specifically?

Didn't US government sign a new agreement with Lockheed Martin to maintain the F-16 jets loaned to Ukraine?