CocteauChameleons

Its 8am, time to crack open a steel reserve and go to church

The worst subreddit is r/onionhate, hating onions is right wing cringe

Cuz of all the niche subs, every drug and music subgenre has some sort of relevant community on it. Every job has a sub too

Will never forget the last night of me working as a gravedigger, it was pouring rain while burying someone with a shovel blasting Black Planet by Sisters of Mercy

He died at 19, which is fucking insane

Yeah I grew up in suburban central florida and most of my friends were puerto rican

Couldnt imagine living in early 1900s n not drinking some brews

That’s the exact feeling i had when i saw those cakes hit the trash

Coworker at my restaurant left out some crab cakes on accident so I grill em up and was about to smack em. Then supervisor swoops in (this dude is younger than me btw) takes em out of my hand and throws em away says we cant have free food even when they’re waste other than fries.

So guess what I did? On my way out I took a couple baggies of shrimp from the cooler home. Lol what a dumbass policy

A libertarian sub reddit called “DeclineintoCensorship” censored me

I start drinking some brews around 2am and pass out once 7am starts kicking

My favorite vibe when im drunk is when youve been drinking all autumn night and 7am hits with the foggy dark blue coming through the curtains