[-] [email protected] 80 points 6 months ago

As expected, the Adjuster's stealth archer build proven to be higher DPS than this mid melee build.

Did he think he was going to parse? Go for a world record? Push his M+ key beyond +5? I'm usually against playing fotm and meta builds but this was a fumble.

Let this be a lesson to everyone, optimize your build a little before engaging that boss. You can't save scum in Honour Mode.

[-] [email protected] 90 points 6 months ago

People: Healthcare pls

Republicans: You'll die poor and cold and you will like it

Democrats: Maybe if we had a different coloured hat or a different slogan we could have won? Let's run the same thing again with superficial changes

Truly one of the nations of all time

[-] [email protected] 102 points 6 months ago

"actually be a true killer among us"

Absolute legend got one of the most prominent journals in the US to publish an Amongus joke.

[-] [email protected] 85 points 8 months ago

Himbo with a conscience > the entire liberal media apparatus

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(meat is in the image on the packaging, and there is chicken bouillon in the flavour packet)

Context: {北京|Běi jīng} Mala Instant Noodles is a Chinese instant noodle made in {南街村|Nán jiē cūn}, a Maoist village in Henan that refused to follow Deng's liberal reforms and remained communist to this day. The villagers collectively own the Nanjie group that guarantees employment and runs over 20 different enterprises, largest of which produce foodstuffs such as beer, flour, and noodles amongst other things. The workers are paid 30% of the profits as cash and 70% is re-invested into public works. Villagers enjoy free housing, electricity, gas, healthcare, transport and education from kindergarten to university/vocational school. Furniture and essential electronics are also provided to every household for free.

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My proudest posting achievement by far.

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2JFK2Furious (hexbear.net)
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Alt title: The irrefutable case for bullying

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{毛主义万岁|máo zhǔ yì wàn suì}

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Activation phrase: Tremendous. October. Cadillac. Swamp. Jack. Hostage. Orange. Derail. Lebanon. Crooked. Tariff. Meta. Balloon. Beautiful.

Geriatric Agent Voronkov pulls out a dust covered bag and sets off to sabotage various economically significant structures like the Francis Scott Key Bridge and the World Trade Centre

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Note: this has technically been the law for a few years but it was not enforced, esp during COVID, nor did many smaller hotels have the software needed to even enter foreign names. Certain chains had a 3 character limit on the name field and because guests legally had to register their ID, they couldn't accommodate. Other short stay hotels wrongly assumed they needed special licenses to house foreigners like long term accommodation.

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On the image:

"IDF Standard Issue"

"National warranty, no transaction fee"

"Suitable for shredding multiple top confidential documents simultaneously"

And in the comments itself:

"This product is portable, can shred evidence of war crimes AND embarass Israel on international TV? This is too good to be true"

And

"Can I still use it if I'm not having a temper tantrum?"

And

"I can't fault the guy for promoting an efficient Chinese product"

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[-] [email protected] 99 points 1 year ago

The tankies sure are coping and seething rn

We're definitely not laughing at the decline and collapse of the US.

[-] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago

School assembly in the gymnasium, principal reading from a Victims of Communism Memorial "fact"sheet

"And then Mao personally executed over a billion landlords, which cau-"

He is cut off by cheering and applause, some of which are coming from the custodial staff, other teachers and the vice principal

"This was actually a bad thing beca-"

His mic is cut off entirely as Celebration by Kool & the Gang somehow starts blaring from the speakers

"Children, I am trying to teach you about the dan-" he tries to yell above the music after realizing the mic was cut off

🎵Celebrate good times, c'mon🎵

"Now, I don't much care for communists, but I can stand by a man that done hates his landlord" an elderly man with a southern drawl wearing overalls inexplicably in a Floridian school gymnasium says before lighting a hand rolled cigarette indoors with a non-safety match he ignites on aforementioned overalls

The entire Jacksonville Jaguars arrive on the scene, throwing out free merch and signing autographs, rolls out and proceeds to win the next Super Bowl

Deep sleeper agent, Comrade DeSantis knows what he's doing.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/15/business/china-gdp-q1.html

manhattan it is 2022, the libs say China will not recover from post COVID lull

manhattan it is 2021, the libs say China will not recover from harsh, extended COVID lockdowns

manhattan it is 2019, the libs say China will not recover from international backlash for cracking down on Hong Kong riots

manhattan it is 2018, the libs say China will not recover from international backlash over ~~Adrian Zenz's fever dream~~ the Uyghur genocide and Trump's trade war with China

manhattan it is 2016, the libs say China will not recover from an aging population and a lack of youth to replace them due to the one child policy and wasting money on an aerospace program

manhattan it is 2014, the libs say China will not recover from Xi's crackdowns on corruption and corporate greed, military spending and renewed efforts to claim the South China Sea

manhattan it is 2010, the libs say China will not recover from wasting trillions into a national high speed rail system

[-] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago

This is the bipartisanship liberals are asking for.

Both Cotton and Pelosi's brain worms working in a hive mind thinking the Chinese are behind everything they don't like.

CPC is doing more for Yankistani unity than any actual American. Literally without lifting a finger or spending a cent.

[-] [email protected] 83 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The guerrilla marketing for that new film Civil War (2024) has probably been the most intensive since the time they blew up the twin towers for Remember Me (2010)

[-] [email protected] 95 points 2 years ago

Yeah but the Skibidi CIA will coup the father, and the kids will get a non-democratically elected step-father.

[-] [email protected] 94 points 2 years ago

That's ridiculous since the Chinese like China and we're 18% of all humans.

Here's an article about Americans getting salty that views on China in South America are largely positive as opposed to sub 50% approval rating in English speaking countries.

Here's Voice of America saying the same thing about Africa and how Africans see China.

Your opinions on China is not only in the minority, it's a waning minority. Those are western sources I used in case you wanted to cry propaganda.

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I rolled a Nat 20 on Vicious Mockery so the libs are taking 8d4 psychic damage. (I am level 18)

Edit: they're not even defending themselves well in the comments due to having disadvantage on attack rolls

[-] [email protected] 107 points 2 years ago

Hilariously I made this post during a cigarette break at work. I was literally touching grass while posting

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