been Uber/Lyft ing for like four hours and only made like forty dollars never ever trying to make money at this time of day again this sucks

tagging the taglines so people could filter them would be an undertaking, not that that means it wouldn't be worth doing although I personally feel like the taglines need a purge anyway down to just the top 10% or so.

If Dr Pepper introduced a mascot and she was a woman in a labcoat with a stethoscope that would cause a not-insignificant portion of the population's heads to explode. I fully support this.

wild that there's a whole category of drink that doesn't have a name, but we signal that a drink belongs to that category by naming it "Dr _____" or "Mr ____".

If a company introduced a "Ms ____" to the market, would conservatives go nuts about inserting politics into soft drinks?

Beautiful! I love the clash between old and new, i'd love to see something really futuristic-looking with wood on it.

hell yeah Spain puts up a dub. Children SHOULD have their rights protected from shitty parents who would try to deny them those rights. The conservative resistance to this and similar actions is 100% borne out of the belief that children are property and not people deserving of agency.

Finally some good news.

"you'll own nothing and be happy" is also a fair descriptor of software piracy come to think of it

i wonder what the ancients would think of instant ramen? i know i consider this stuff to be pretty much a miracle. imagine if the ancient greeks made hermes or someone the god of microwavable noodles.

my dog going "awooowoooowooowoo" at me

it's her way of telling me to hurry up at getting ready so we can go on our morning walk

I forget who said it but you really stop maturing as soon as you stop having to worry about your money.