[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 59 points 2 months ago

Mmmm not the same , but similar.

My single mother was changing a headlight in our garage. Like any poor person worth her salt, my mother was using a butter knife because we didn't have proper tools. I wanted to see what would happen if i crossed the cars battery terminals with the butter knife. I decided to make it look like an accident. I "bumped" the butter knife and it locked into place across the terminals. Sparks shot from both ends when it made contact. From the center out the butter knife started glowing red from the heat. It all happened so fast, i smacked the butter knife free with my right hand. 30 years later I still have the physical scar across my middle finger, and the emotional scars of what she called me (admittedly deserved).

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 111 points 2 months ago

Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.

Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 42 points 3 months ago

This is why we can't have nice things. You brought a knife to a celebration.

Let's just be happy for the platform, also fuck Arch.

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 21 points 8 months ago

No one. And when they don't do it, not a single fucking one of them will be held accountable for defing court orders.

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 22 points 9 months ago

Maybe if they cut my bosses taxes a few more times I'll start to prosper???

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 96 points 1 year ago

😂😂😂 they ticket mastered tourism.

It just keeps getting dumber.

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 years ago

They declined to hear it.

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 22 points 2 years ago

Sell it, but demand payment in Chinese Yuan. Cite fears of what his economic policies are going to do to the dollar.

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 years ago

If only everyone had some warning that he lies a lot!

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago

Escape from Tarkov.... Fucking hate that game!! I'll be on tonight 7pm central if anyone wants to team up.

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 33 points 2 years ago

You spelled "Behemoth" wrong. It's clearly spelled "Medina Station"

[-] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 49 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Out of all of the problems we have, this joker decided this made up one was actually worth his energy and effort. What a fucking stupid time to be alive.

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