$81.25 is an astonishingly cheap price for selling one's soul.

"It sounds so insignificant when you put it like that, I can hardly believe I'm in a bread line because of a manufactured poly-crisis it was a part of!"

also if you could somehow not be into fascism, not have opinions about age-of-consent, not be a sex pest, not be into eugenics/phrenology while you build a browser, that would be great.

Honestly, this sort of quote from Goertzel is the kind of thing I would expect as the satirized musings from a pompous character in the Illuminatus Trilogy.

“I’m sort of a complex chaotic systems guy, so I have a low estimate that I actually know what the nonlinear dynamic in the memosphere really was,”

I say right before inhaling deeply from a bag in which I have dispensed a hefty amount of spray paint.

I once had someone tell me to my face that comments were a code smell.

"Pegged in the ass by a physical manifestation of an online forum thought exercise gone horribly wrong" should be a Tingler if it isn't already one.

This meeting could have been a text document of plausible sounding jibberish nobody needs to read.

"we set out to make the torment nexus, but all we accomplished is making the stupid faucet and now we can't turn it off and it's flooding the house." - Every AI company, probably.

Just don't ask it to count the number of Rs in the word ORION, as that will trigger it to turn us all into paperclips and then output the wrong answer.

Pull a Rabbit AI and use Playwright to operate an Emacs instance running Eliza. Say that buying more infrastructure will yield better results. Pocket the money that was for supposed infrastructure investment. Profit!

snicker floppy dick drive