Hey speak for yourself, I was forced into French immersion school by my parents with promises of good government jobs. Now I can understand French but Quebecois is a whole different beast 😂

I don't know if this article is new, but if I recall correctly there was a bunch of articles like this around the second wave of COVID, as people were speculating he had dropped a ton of weight due to being super sick. If this is from that time, that's probably the angle they were going for, rather than gossiping about his eating habits like a tabloid magazine.

The Princess Bride, and National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. Both have so many great lines they still crack me up every time!

I let my hormones think for me 💀

It's even worse with The Sims. I remember when I was in highschool, and an avid sims 2/3 player, I found this mod that would remove the pixels from the sims when they're naked. Of course the sims by default had no genitals, and being a hormonal teenager I also downloaded a mod that would fix that issue.

Because of how modded content for the sims is, a lot of the times the download sites are just link aggregators, so to download a mod you'd be sent to a different site that actually hosted the file. Downloading the naked mod led me down a rabbit hole to a site called sexysims3.com (or something like that) that had just... Every type of sex/porn mods you could think of.

From giant dongs to incest, it was all there.

I was pretty horrified and noped out of there pretty quick, and cleared the browser history because it was a shared family computer.

When you bring her to the vet do they address you as "Bringer of the Apocalypse"?

Clearly they're saying you should hop in a hot air balloon and travel around the world spotting breaking news with your own eyes.

Have you ever had a cold sore? Congrats, you're part of the Herpes Havers group!

A bunch of morbid and medical subs like morbid curiosity, medizzy, medicalgore, thegrittypast. I always have found those subs super interesting and filled with discussion about stuff I don't usually encounter in my day to day life so I've been missing that.

The designer saw the colour chartreuse one day and thought "yes."

The slow motion horror of the dude in the orange shirt in the back 😂

I would love a scientific breakdown of what it would be like to experience this. Like would gravity being fucked up cause everything and everyone to be yeeted off the planet? Would the heat from the exposed molten center cook everything first? It's all terrifying.