I have taught my cat that the words "my spot" mean she has approximately 5 seconds to move on her own or I will pick her up and put her on my lap when I sit there. She knows where I sit and where she can sit if she doesn't want to be disturbed.

When you bring her to the vet do they address you as "Bringer of the Apocalypse"?

What brand is that chair? Looks so comfy! Also, your cat's name is amazing

I always just pick up my cat and puting her on my lap after I sit on the chair she was sitting in? Am I doing this wrong?

You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

Seconded on the amazing name

The kitten has priority!