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submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

My teenager is going to have to resign himself to the fact that this is Apocalypse’s chair now.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I have taught my cat that the words "my spot" mean she has approximately 5 seconds to move on her own or I will pick her up and put her on my lap when I sit there. She knows where I sit and where she can sit if she doesn't want to be disturbed.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Sometimes, on the dark of the moon, when the planets align, they’ll actually listen when I tell them “vamanos”.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

When you bring her to the vet do they address you as "Bringer of the Apocalypse"?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

The tech actually cracked a joke somewhat like that at the vet lol. But they love her there she’s honestly a sweet, talkative cuddle bug unlike her sister Abaddon, who doesn’t seem to like anyone but me and dares you to fuck around and find out.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

What brand is that chair? Looks so comfy! Also, your cat's name is amazing

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I always just pick up my cat and puting her on my lap after I sit on the chair she was sitting in? Am I doing this wrong?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

My cats would become gravely offended if I tried that nonsense with them.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Your cats have a good pet human...

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

I am indeed.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Seconded on the amazing name

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

The kitten has priority!

this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2023
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