Birdie

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[–] Birdie 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I suspect you need to put the bottle down, sir.

[–] Birdie 1 points 10 months ago (3 children)

No 3 year old is an anti-vaxxer, silly goose. They're unvaccinated because their parents are anti-vaxxers.

Unvaccinated does not equal anti-vax. Are you able to grasp that?

[–] Birdie 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

He was speaking in Iowa but maybe he thought he was in Illinois, where John Deere is located. Or it could be he knew he was in Iowa and someone informed him that Iowa is a farming state...they may or may not understand magnets but they're probably really up to date on John Deere.

TLDR: he's an ~~important~~ IGNORANT nut case talking to his poorly educated base and he's trying to suck up.

To be clear, I don't think farmers are poorly educated, but I do think his base (including farmers) is. He's trying to speak their language.

[–] Birdie 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

He's going to defeat Satan!!! YAY!!!

/s

[–] Birdie 222 points 10 months ago (8 children)

He's so great at losing, possibly better than anyone else in the entire world.

Crossing my fingers that his losing streak continues.

[–] Birdie 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)

90 days. I guess it's ok to steal from the elderly in Ohio. I wonder if they gave him an ice cream cone on the way out of court.

[–] Birdie 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Oh the poor old things. Imagine not getting a raise since 2009!! All the minimum wage workers can imagine just that, because minimum wage hasn't been raised since 2009, either. And a full time minimum wage job is going to provide a helluva less income than $174K.

I'm so tired of these privileged blowhards griping and complaining about how hard they have it while actively refusing to actually improve the lives of their constituents.

[–] Birdie 3 points 10 months ago

The same ones who voted twice for Donald Trump and who will vote for him again this November. Won't catch them using no fancy mustard.

[–] Birdie 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If I counted correctly, there are 4 states that require paid leave. Another 6 where nothing is mentioned pertaining to paid/unpaid. And 22 states that don't mandate any leave at all...might be 23 since Kansas is just left blank.

In other states, you may or may not get leave (unpaid) depending how many employees there are at your job.

We really do suck in the US.

[–] Birdie 0 points 10 months ago

Oh man, I wonder if he's the guy who preaches at truck stops? He's a trucker who travels around and everytime he stops his truck he grabs his Bible and starts pushing his view of Christianity on all the other drivers who are unfortunate enough to be there.

Weird dude.

[–] Birdie 22 points 10 months ago

This vainglorious, fragile, lying and blasphemous joke of a human being is "going too far", in the words of a guy I saw today. However, he's still "on the Trump Train" and will be voting Trump in Nov.

There truly is none so blind as those who will not see.

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