Bhaelfur

Yellow 5? Ah, so this is the real reason for the Mountain Dew verification can...

Negative, I am a meat popsicle

I've seen these before, I can confirm it's real

I hate that this is how I learned about this, but somehow not surprised

I fell into a burning rule of fire

R

Women and I are in the USA and I are in the USA and I are in the USA

And it keeps repeating...

Foah suppah, I er uh would like a party plattah

Probably Trump wanting to monetize it for himself. It is, unfortunately, an amazing photo

And he was a metal singer, went by Charlemagne, if I'm not mistaken

My favorite knuckleballer, Tim Wakedield

But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please!"