My preferred version:

My preferred version:

FYI because the actual reasons for this feud are under-reported:
Colombia has been accepting deported immigrants for years without complaint. They were being sent by charter or commercial aircraft, and the Colombia government was notified ahead of time that they were coming.
Trump sent a group of deportees on a military aircraft
Trump did not notify Colombia that this aircraft was coming, and as such tried to lands a military aircraft in a sovereign state with no warning
Colombia said fuck that, the plane eventually landed in Honduras, and Colombia sent another plane to pick the people up from there.
Colombia said "what the fuck dude" and Trump the a temper tantrum
Side note, every single one of those deportees was arrested by the Biden admin, so it's not like this is even Trump delivering on his campaign promises. He's just doing a worse job at what Biden was already doing.
Ah, this again.
The mega corporation did not receive any tax benefit from collecting donations. They are able to write off the amount of donations from their income, so that they aren't paying tax on the money they collected specifically to be donated.
Patent No. 7545191
Patent No. 7493117
Patent No. 7528390
Note that every single one of these patents was filed after palworld was released, and they're all awfully vague about what they actually cover.
The lore is that the saarlac actually keeps you alive while digesting you. ~~Like, it puts roots in that act as life support so it has a constant source of protein or whatever. ~~ eh, that last but might not be accurate but there is some kind of enzyme in their stomach that keeps you alive? Whatever.
Dude I WISH ice cream socials were more popular.
"How long has it been since we've waltzed?"
"Oh, Gomez...hours."
His name is canonically Mario Mario. His brother is Luigi Mario.
My brother in Christ YOU ARE THE MEDIA
At Beetlejuice the Musical
Man, you know what really gets me going? A corny zombie hit man singing showtunes.
As already mentioned, Ubuntu/PopOS/Kubuntu/Mint are maybe the four most identical distros in the entire ecosystem. But your point really does hold true even with less-identical distros.
Currently, I have an Ubuntu Server, an Arch PC, and an old laptop "test machine" running Fedora. These are totally different limbs of the Linux family tree, but things pretty much work the same in all of them. The main difference is the package manager: Apt vs Pacman vs DNF. But like, they're all doing basically the same thing under the hood: checking your installed software against some repository to see if anything needs an update. The actual workflow is pretty much the same with any of them.
After that it's pretty much just a question of downloading the desktop environment and software you like. Or finding a distro that comes pre-installed with what you want. To make a gaming analogy: linux distros are like Dark Souls classes: starting stats and equipment, but the starting point doesn't lock you into your you build in the future.
NixOS is a different beast for sure.