Don’t feel too bad. I’m on there twice.
Edit: just realizing how many alts I’ve had. At one point I had 11 at once. This one’s a less active one, less than a month old, and has a couple hundred comments. Very thankful the site can’t give me proper stats on how much I’ve posted.
Probably all the :tequila-sunset: quotes. “Say the death thing”
Had a similar moment with my kid, except them gushing about a crush made me realize that I was aromantic. I’ve never related to an aspect of their life less than watching them authentically have the experience that I thought was made up for TV.
If it’s internet connected you can hack it and commandeer it. If it has an LTE modem in it, its location will be traceable by authorities at all times.
Alternately, throw some sand on it. Those joints were developed in relatively sterile conditions and are exposed. The underlying components are too fine to function with a bunch of sand in their joints.
My first thought, too. They had 23 years to mold a trio of children into mouthpieces for the brand and Rowling waited like 3/4s of that to reveal how intentionally nutty she is. She won’t make that mistake again.
Facts. The whole “every user is a secret Beatnik alt” thing was a meme for a reason, too. Wasn’t even the only account. Some high quality bits, too.