"Partially"?

"Everyone on the plane! It's not safe here! Except you, Steve. You stay."

Would that sentiment still hold if it was Germany that was attacked?

Oh. This should go well, then.

I don't know, man. Sounds like something a DEI hire would say. /s

When will Dems learn? they can't win without the progressive vote

Fuck that! There's way more MAGA voters than progressives. You gotta go where the numbers are. /s

Priceless, if true.

Maybe they aren't including the time spent scrolling. It's just the sphincter flexing moments that count.

Whelp. It appears I am a robot. I guess I don't get to find out what my fellow boys are up to. smh.

(Edit).. apparently I can't even spell "bots" correctly. I'm failing all the tests today.

It was the ketamine talking.

Turns out, the government is actually pretty efficient.

Imagine getting fired as a journalist for simply stating an objective fact.