AnonWyo

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Oreos set to replace communion wafers. (startrek.website)
 
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The real question here is... (startrek.website)
 

Android or iPhone?

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I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes! (startrek.website)
 

"Oh! You're going to buy my chicken!"

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Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick. (startrek.website)
 
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RuPaul reportedly spotted in the south... (startrek.website)
 
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Jeezy Creezy like a heezy reezy (startrek.website)
 

So evidently they were able to stay awake all three days until He rose from the dead...

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Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs! (startrek.website)
 
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If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them! (startrek.website)
 
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Why are jokes about Jim Jones hard to tell? (startrek.website)
 

They have the longest punch lines.

Let's goooooo in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

Bert and Ernie?

Oscar and Gil?

Wise words from Toys R Us in c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
Wise words from Toys R Us in c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

"Notice how I posted a meme a long time ago! Notice how I internet in superior fashion! Validate me! NOTICE ME! NOOOOOOTIIIIIIICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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Jesus: Table for 26, please (startrek.website)
 

Host: Sir, there's only 13 of you.

Jesus: Yes, but we'll all sit on the same side.

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When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled... (startrek.website)
 

I'll be using ancestry.com instead of Tinder.

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No soap. It makes the children too slippery. (startrek.website)
 
What the hell, Minnesota? in c/funny@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

I try to teach all small children of friends to call geese "honkeys."

Hilarity ensues.

Skeletor cares about your life rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Only the plan to turn the United States government into a broad amalgamation of totalitarianism and fascism.

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/politics/conservatives-aim-to-restructure-u-s-government-and-replace-it-with-trumps-vision

If you're at all able to travel to the april 8 solar eclipse within the path of totality, please, please do it in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wanted to be an astronaut as a kid. Seeing the '17 eclipse was a dream come true. Thankfully, I live in Wyoming, right along the path of totality.

I won't be traveling for this one, unfortunately. Adulting sucks.

American back to school winterbreak special. in c/leftymemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

ACTION FIGURES! G.I. JOE ISN'T WOKE!

huffs and puffs in MAGA rage

You had to hold it up to a candle. in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

I found it clunky and cumbersome. Hate on me for not discovering Linux sooner, but on XP, Windows Media Player did the same job more efficiently for me.

I will say, though, I moved away from optical media as soon as I could.

You had to hold it up to a candle. in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

Heh.

You said "wood."

Hey baby... in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Naw. I'm plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

Our new slow cooker came in three boxes. in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

It's a major award!

'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?' in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!

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