[-] [email protected] 36 points 11 months ago

Anyone that even critically supported succdems should be fucking embarrassed rn.

I can't believe the fire-brand "left" are one of the few groups still going to bat for genocide Joe.

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cringe, you could've been posting instead and done some actual communist work.

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

Post the link you fucking lib.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

Republicans can’t retaliate in kind because they have no precedent or legal backing to do so.

They don't have the legal backing to do a lot of things they already do so I don't see how that will stop anything.

Plus they can just decide to give all the electoral votes to Trump regardless of the vote total which would accomplish much the same thing while being entirely constitutional.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

I would absolutely abandon my country for the promise of an okay job in China, easy access to fresh Oolong tea, and some sort of community.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

Your metrics are just vibe-based then.

2000 was absolutely more of a coup than Jan 6th by almost every functional metric. Your main criticism of Jan 6th and Trump are based more on civility than actual policy. Nothing about Trump was uniquely terrible for a Republican president policy wise, he just said the quiet part out loud.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

"I would like to end the world because my father is a dick"

Get in the robot Shinji. This is literally the fate of all mankind, including yourself. Your options are to let everyone die and then you die 3 minutes later or get in the robot, be scared, and possibly live.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Literally corporate-brained design.

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Zionist SNL Sketch (www.youtube.com)
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Imagine being this cringe and out of touch.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago

Thanks for single handily crashing the housing market by allowing millions of hexbear users to live rent free in your head.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 years ago

Dating apps are good for femme comrades but not so good for male-presenting ones. The sex ratio is something like 9:1 so unless you're in the top 10%, most people won't consider you an option. Plus, since it's all online you can't use things like personality and charm to make up for the deficit of looks.

What this means practically for male-presenting folks is that you either wait until it naturally occurs in your daily life, a bad idea that relies on luck, or actively seek it out. The problem is that seeking out partners in real life you're inevitably going to make people uncomfortable, get denied, and fuck some things up. If you're socially awkward or ND, that means you will most likely end up as the topic of someone's "creepy guy" story.

My personal advice? Make friends, volunteer, get involved with activities and hope you find someone in your travels. But remember, the vast majority of dating follows a conservative view of humanity. Fair or not, equal or not, if you're male-presenting you are expected to initiate and prove your worth. Until that changes, a lot of conservative dating advice is still the most effective way to meet women. Obviously drop the dehumanizing bullshit and sexism though.

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Daily struggle session slop here.

Do you pee in the shower? Do you support this inalienable right open to all humanity? Or are you like my fascist partner who says it's not okay and "childish." As a communist, anyone who would be upset at peeing in the shower should be thrown in jail along with people who tailgate when I'm already going 5 over.

Just to throw a bone to the ladies and other people who suck dick (literally not metaphorically), you should also wipe your penis after you pee. Even if you think you got it all out you should still wipe. However, this is intersectionality. Obviously the biggest oppression is against shower-pee-pee people but pee-pee wipers can still unite with us as we apply dialectics to hygiene.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago

My crush invited me to play a couple of rounds of Peggle and I have never been more disappointed upon finding out what it actually was.

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Average guy

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I'm FREE! (www.youtube.com)
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Nipah Virus (hexbear.net)
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With the advent of the Nipah virus and it's possible spread, I would like to remind all hexbear citizens to say "Satoko is worst girl and she really should have just studied" or else this purple haired girl will infect you with the virus.

Ryukishi07, instead of giving us Ciconia part 2, has decided to end humanity as punishment for creating Higurashi Gou.

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[-] [email protected] 36 points 2 years ago

every single fucking time with these libs

che-smile

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9/11 24/7 (www.youtube.com)
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