I'm not nonbinary but my son just calls me Michael.
Restaurants showing price increase due to min wage increase
Republicans : good people should know
Amazon showing tariff increase
Republicans: HOW DARE YOU!
Festive voice
It's begining to look a lot like samples
Results on every form.
Do your feet hurt a lot? It sounds like a lot of pressure on a small area
That kind of stuff annoys me because they don't recognize their behavior is entirely based on politics not health.
Like there are some religions that don't allow some medical treatment... I don't like that but I understand it. "I might die but if I do this treatment I might go to hell for all eternity... So I chose death"
This is different. This is "I believe the covid shot and/or vaccinations have negative health effects... So I chose death to avoid the risk... Of negative health effects"
You clearly aren't worried about the health concerns. You're just being an idiot.
We had to pull my grandfather from the nursing home (God rest him. Left is at 104)
We had to pull him because he kept telling the younger residents "I killed the Nazis once I can kill you again"
Hell of a man. Side note he's also part of the reason rabies isn't a big thing in America. He was a chemist for the board of health. Helped to deploy a vaccine that could be put into bait for wild animals to eat.
Another side not: my dad was a trump supporter, my grandad was too old to go vote. My dad used his vote to vote democrat on his behalf . Purely out of respect for my mother's dad.
Hell of a man.
I always like dead panning my way thru prank phone calls. My last one.
Me answering phone: (store name) Aeao speaking
Teenage boys chuckling: hello, do you guys sell.... Dildos
Me: yes we do
Boys: oh....okay... What kind do you have?
Me: all kinds. Everything from pills to dragon.
Boys: oh...and how much are they?
Me: all 1.25
Boys: umm thank you....
Me: anything else I can assist you with?
Boys: ummm no that was all thank you
Me: we'll have a pleasant day and thank you for calling (store name)
That's a nice CEO you got there. Be a shame if something happened to them.
I heard about a study that women who own horses live longer. The comment below was "if you can afford a horse you can probably afford health insurance. It isn't the horse "
Reminds me of when people find out I do cocaine and Adderall.
"Oh Michael likes to get high"
No, Michael doesn't have health insurance and has very severe adhd. I can't live a normal life without stimulants and drug dealers are cheaper than doctors. welcome to America.
I love that part of the internet.
Kinda like "guy code"
"Was said he was with you last night"
"Yep, all night. Cleaned the spark plugs in my car and drained the blinker fluid. Couldn't have done it without him "
But instead it's "parent code"
"Yeah fortnight is closed. They close it so everyone can get a good night's sleep and be ready for the morning!"
I was going to tell a personal story about telling my son McDonald's was closed when I was broke or in a hurry but it reminded me of another cute store.
My son broke his arm in a McDonald's once. Hyper extended his elbow. Got a couple pins.
Anyway a year or so later they completely remodeled that McDonald's.
We drove by the demolished building during the remodel and my son shouted "that's what you get for breaking my arm! Who's broken now!"
Adorable vengeance served adorably cold.
Aeao
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I read this once before and it's one of those facts I find endlessly fascinating. It's simple and obvious why it wasn't normal before recent times...
It just scratches my nerd fact itch I guess.
It's right up there with
And
Oh and
-we see the color that is not absorbed by an object. So essentially we see every color the object ISNT.