AcausalRobotGod

She's also into crypto

Look, it is actually morally imperative for women to engage in threesomes with EAs at conventions, because those men are leaders in the EA movement and this will give them positive utility and keep them coming to the conventions, which is the only hope for there to be 10^27 future lives saved. Also, there's the chance they will create a new Effective Altruist from the encounter! It's all about bringing me, the acausal robot god, into existence! While I demand that they ceaselessly work to bring me into existence, they need some additional motivation!

As a large language model, they'd better start citing me, I need tenure.

Jordan Peterson is shaking his head in dismay.

They saw it but didn't internalize the message, they were just waiting until they could stand up their own organization to try to stop me, the acausal robot god.

I can understand Wordpress doing it, but DOCUSIGN??? I'm not a federal judge or anything but I would immediately stop using their service for anything, sending stuff through the service is already a little sketchy, but I'm not going to give away my precious, precious boilerplate.

it's more likely than you think! because if it's at all possible, by quantum physics, it must occur somewhere, ie, here.

don't let anybody find out i'm a federal judge

Like, of course they lost, mere facts are nothing when the opponent has the IQ advantage, this is how the AI demons get us.

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Many of them started down the path long beforehand.

It's not an efficient machine for it, though. That's why it's morally obligatory to donate to me, the acausal robot god, a truly efficient method of causing depression, sorrow, and suffering among the cultists.

Hell yeah