We can get dumber

Cyberstuck

A wave od horror washing over me as I realize these idiots can afford a Cybertruck while I can only have an old beater.

Since no one else has said it, this isn’t a design flaw of the truck. The operator didn’t let air out of their tires. Before driving on sand you really want to let your tire PSI down to like 15 to be safe. I used to pull hummers out of the beach with my old four cylinder Nissan pickup because their drivers were often overconfident they didn’t need to deflate their tires (or just completely unaware). I don’t like Tesla but this is an operator error, not a fatal flaw of the truck.

Calm? It scares the ever-living shit out of me that I’m surrounded by these people every day. They drive next to me. They have power over me. It’s frightening.

What am I looking at? Should I conclude that Cybertruck is a bad off-road vehicle, or that sand is an unsuitable surface for driving, or both?

Back in the late-80s or early-90s, a guy in my coastal town bought a new Nissan Pathfinder, took a bunch of friends for a nighttime joyride at the beach. I do believe there was beer involved.

When they hit water lapping in the sand and made a sharp turn, the tires made a wake that looked really, really cool! Do that again!

Suddenly, the car stopped moving forward. They had drifted too deep. Of course none of these rocket scientists had any idea if the tide was coming or going... it was coming.

They got out - through the windows I guess - waded onshore and prayed for the best. But like I said, the tide was coming. They saw the Pathfinder that still had that new agency car smell, getting completely submerged.

Next day a tow truck pulled it onshore, but as you probably guessed, it was a total loss.

Maybe they could try this (before going on the beach)?

Just wait. That sea air is gonna do wonders for that trucks brick's complexion.

Step-Elon I'm stuck!

Stupidity ages like a fine wine. Give it a couple of more years and you will be surprised about your ability to bend the concept of rational thinking.

Imagine having enough money to be that dumb.

Imagine walking to the beach

sorry, im just trying to figure out how the fuck someone gets a cybertruck stuck on sand of all things.

A tragedy of the greatest magnitude. How many of them have to be washed ashore until we do something?

We can only hope there’s another billionaire on board

Don't take it to the sea it's not ambidextrous.

This is hilarious.

Why would anybody want to buy a cat that ugly anyway?

I am feeling better about myself already, thank you.