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[-] [email protected] 102 points 1 year ago

My government makes offside backups of my phone data constantly. The problem is they do not give it back when I need them.

[-] [email protected] 48 points 1 year ago

Make a request per the GDPR.

[-] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago

If it's a leak, we call it an unsanctioned opensourcing.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 year ago

Someone pedantic: It's source-available, because it doesn't grant the necessary freedoms to e.g. redistribute and modify the code.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

Not with that attitude

[-] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

"Rapid unscheduled outsourcing"

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Rockstar be like

[-] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I know that’s a quote, but I’m Australian and we say data like Data.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

"fully functional"

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Gonna replace "surprise" with "emergent" and put this on a slide.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

I prefer "super-availability".

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Not gonna lie, Data breach sounds like a violation of one of Geordi's crewmates.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Just like a bug could be considered an “undocumented feature”.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Data breaches are just what a specific commander wears on his legs.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

lolllll 🤣

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It was a backup all along

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