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Why so sad? (i.imgur.com)
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[-] [email protected] 118 points 1 year ago

A: That good boy had many baconz

B: Pet pigs are awesome

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[-] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago

If dogs go to heaven, then what do they eat there?

[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago

Doggy heaven is squirrel hell its a very efficient system.

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Labrador meat is premium, it really has to be heaven https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/meet-the-dogs

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Would anyone or anything in heaven eat? Hunger is but a manifesting of the unimmaculaticity of flesh.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Well done. A google search results in zero hits for unimmaculaticity.

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

Do you think murderers and the murdered get together in the afterlife to joke about it

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

If God is real then he's a sadistic psychopath who would make it a reality show format.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

I mean presumably they go to different places... I guess soldiers might.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

To be fair, you had that ceasefire in Christmas 1914 where British and German soldiers decided to stop fighting and play football together

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[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

ITT

Commenter 1: I love killing and eating one of those animals of similar intelligence and sentience! So sad the one I don't eat is sad.

Commenter 2: I don't understand the downvotes

[-] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago

"Hardly anything is evil, but most things are hungry. Hunger looks very much like evil from the wrong end of the cutlery. Or do you think your bacon sandwich loves you back?"

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

I didn't realise people ate bacon sandwiches out of pure necessity.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

It's called cognitive dissonance

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

I love eating all animals. They all should have the same rights to become a dinner. Stop opressing dogs and their rights!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Humans are animals. The rich look about ripe enough.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Am I the only one that thought it was Wilbur missing Charlotte?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Pig: What's a human?

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