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[–] [email protected] 118 points 6 months ago (88 children)

A: That good boy had many baconz

B: Pet pigs are awesome

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[–] [email protected] 67 points 6 months ago (22 children)

If dogs go to heaven, then what do they eat there?

[–] [email protected] 58 points 6 months ago

Doggy heaven is squirrel hell its a very efficient system.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Labrador meat is premium, it really has to be heaven https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/meet-the-dogs

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Would anyone or anything in heaven eat? Hunger is but a manifesting of the unimmaculaticity of flesh.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Well done. A google search results in zero hits for unimmaculaticity.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Do you think murderers and the murdered get together in the afterlife to joke about it

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If God is real then he's a sadistic psychopath who would make it a reality show format.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (37 children)

I mean presumably they go to different places... I guess soldiers might.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

To be fair, you had that ceasefire in Christmas 1914 where British and German soldiers decided to stop fighting and play football together

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (4 children)

ITT

Commenter 1: I love killing and eating one of those animals of similar intelligence and sentience! So sad the one I don't eat is sad.

Commenter 2: I don't understand the downvotes

[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

"Hardly anything is evil, but most things are hungry. Hunger looks very much like evil from the wrong end of the cutlery. Or do you think your bacon sandwich loves you back?"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (13 children)

I didn't realise people ate bacon sandwiches out of pure necessity.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

It's called cognitive dissonance

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (4 children)

I love eating all animals. They all should have the same rights to become a dinner. Stop opressing dogs and their rights!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (4 children)

Humans are animals. The rich look about ripe enough.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 months ago

Am I the only one that thought it was Wilbur missing Charlotte?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Pig: What's a human?

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