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Why so sad? (i.imgur.com)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[–] 67 points 2 years ago (5 children)

If dogs go to heaven, then what do they eat there?

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Would anyone or anything in heaven eat? Hunger is but a manifesting of the unimmaculaticity of flesh.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Well done. A google search results in zero hits for unimmaculaticity.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Thanks, it is fun to play with language. I almost went for the more boring "maculate".

    I find something comedic about a Germanesque mash of prefixes and suffixes. Maybe one day I'll stumble across a newfangled word that can live in the cupboard of our collective vocabulary.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Nothing. They do nothing but sit at the feet of god's throne and worship him for all eternity.

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  • [+] -35 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    Cats. Cats are evil and go to hell. Their hell is to be food for heaven's carnivores.

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  • [–] 34 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    Who hurt you?

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  • [–] 42 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Most likely a cat

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  • [+] -8 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Cats are notorious dicks. Why act surprised? πŸ™€

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Meanwhile I've owned dozens of cats and no dogs and have more scars from dogs than cats

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I bet if the cats weighed 90 lbs that'd be a different ratio but the lack of opportunity is still a point in their favor.

    No housecat is going to maul a child if they jump your fence either.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    I bet if the cats weighed 90 lbs that'd be a different ratio but the lack of opportunity is still a point in their favor.

    Those claws can hurt you man, they're sharp as hell, but they choose not to use them

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    In aus at least cats are pests that kill baby birds are single handedly responsible for putting hundreds of speicies on the endagered spieces list and have helped many go extinct so maybe a cat didnt hurt him maybe a cat just hurt the enviroment he loved.

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Yeah cats kill birds like no other. They help us humans to extinct a few more species, best bros ever.

    Doesn't matter, for each dead bird we breed 100 chicken that get produced into nuggets.

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  • [–] -3 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Those billions of chickens wouldnt exist if it wasnt for humans WE ARE their evolutinary niche we are the very reason they exist. And well we aint making chickens extinct are we.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Hell yeah bro. The only reason those chickens get to live a grueling two months inside a hot, windowless shed caked in filth, barely able to stand because they've been bred to grow so large is because of us humans. You're welcome chickens.

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