Drone strike your family reunion

I realized one of my relatives fought in the Korean War recently. Like, I knew he was in the army and if I bothered to think about how old he was I would have known, but I never did. I just had to casually sit there and keep joking and talking with my family while it sunk in that my family, my blood was over there, doing that. That evil was not so far removed from me. It was chilling.

Almost all facets of the "American Dream" covered.

Damn your family loaded

Sounds a lot like the crowd I used to hang out with in college. And some biological relatives and in-laws. :doomer:

My family is full of qanon dipshits so I dont even know anymore man, everyone is fucked and everything is fucked

Ask them if you can have some money.

I was just lazily fantasizing yesterday about making a shitty "Harvard" t-shirt and or hoodie (or any of the Ivies, Harvard just comes to mind easily). like a completely obvious knock off. like the item is that red/crimson, or better still close-but-not-right. and like a shitty font. or straight up misspelled like "HAVARD" or "HARDVARD".

and when someone asks about it, just be like, "oh, it's to let people know I'm smart"

**Edit: this is basically the Dwight trolls Andy routine but turned up to11. seems an ideal way to fuck with people who wear the legit merch unironically.

I know a non-binary person who drives a hybrid car, changed their name to a synonym for "Peace," and works for a defense contractor

Arsenic in the thanksgiving gravy. Its the only moral course of action.