I was just lazily fantasizing yesterday about making a shitty "Harvard" t-shirt and or hoodie (or any of the Ivies, Harvard just comes to mind easily). like a completely obvious knock off. like the item is that red/crimson, or better still close-but-not-right. and like a shitty font. or straight up misspelled like "HAVARD" or "HARDVARD".

and when someone asks about it, just be like, "oh, it's to let people know I'm smart"

**Edit: this is basically the Dwight trolls Andy routine but turned up to11. seems an ideal way to fuck with people who wear the legit merch unironically.