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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Take the gun, and shoot Toby 5 times.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I choose unlimited wishes, take that genie

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I would take the bullets without the gun and the fuel without the motorbike. Then I would proceed to tell people about these mythical machines, forming the basis of a cult, bada-bing bada-boom, take over the world.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Moog and LSD of course. Let's party!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Why does the motorcycle have to be gas? Much easier to generate an electric charge than it is to have a worthless gas engine especially since a Smith can likely help craft a rudimentary electric motor that will work with any of the windmills.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

None.

I iz ded.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Might be able to use the uranium to heat water for a steam turbine generator.

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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If I can befriend a local blacksmith, motorcycle would probably be pretty useful. Someone smart should be able to reverse engineer it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

gun and bullets

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If I can't have marjoram, is it even worth going to the middle ages?

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