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[-] [email protected] 107 points 2 years ago

pov: incel with physics education from wikipedia imagines what it'd be like to talk to a woman

[-] [email protected] 87 points 2 years ago

Still salvageable.

'Yes mistress. I am stupid filth, mistress. Please teach me more."

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Knowing Dommes that would work for some but you better at least be able to demonstrate a decent capacity in some stem branch. Engineering is a mixed bag because it’s great for degradation scenes but it is often a yellow flag

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Degradation scenes? Wtf is that?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Listen, slut, you think you can just show up here and get off. No, you're going to earn it. Get on all fours! My boots haven't been tounge washed lately.

And so on.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Tongue*

🤦🏼‍♂️

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Hay different strokes for different folks!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

What do you mean by yellow flag?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

I’m being tongue in cheek as I’m an engineer myself, but there is a certain type of person who is overrepresented in the career and leaves a bad taste in people’s mouths for us. These people are firmly camped at mount stupid on most topics, generally show poor social skills, and in general are not fun to be around. There’s also a misogyny problem within the career that many women have picked up on

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oof I got really worried I was camping at the peak myself just now, but then I saw the examples given and feel a bit better haha.

Hopefully being kind, open minded, and loving dominant woman doesn't make us a minority, as a fellow engineer.

Cheers, thanks for the explanation.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

It might, but that’s ok. I’m married to a Domme myself, dating another, and have been flirting with a third (everyone knows about all of it). The trick is that I’m involved in my local community, treat dominant women like people, and am fun to be around. Bring an attractive woman helps I’m sure, but I’ve met unattractive men in similar situations so it’s probably not just that

[-] [email protected] 47 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This makes me want to file a feature request with @[email protected] about Lemmy supporting L^A^T~E~X.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

It already has trouble with regular code blocks.

[-] [email protected] 34 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

For those who dont understand the equation, E = Energy, specifically Kenetic Energy in this case, p = momentum, which is determined by mass and velocity, and m = mass. You wanna know something else? a^2 + b^2 = c^2 is the same fucking thing as E^2 = p^2 + m^2.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago

So it's all just Pythagoras?

[-] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago

Did... She just set the speed of light to 1?

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago

This isn't uncommon in lots of physics calculations where you are working at the same scales a lot and its cumbersome to keep carrying the constants around and it adds risk of making a mistake.

Think of it as assuming you are working in a system of units where you measure all your speeds relative to the speed of light. So rather than saying the speed limit of a road is 30mph you would say its .000000045c.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

She's measuring distances in light-seconds. Then the speed of light is 1 light-second per second

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

1 what? Cucumber per nanosecond?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

1 speed of light of course.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Light-second per second

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Actually, yes. Light travels about 30cm in a nanosecond, around the size of a cucumber.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Which is why I updated my comment from "banana per nanosecond", which itself was originally updated from "apple per picosecond" that I just put there randomly, without any thought.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Is there another way to measure the speed of light?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

It's just a number, and all units are relative. So if you set it to 1 and make sure the equation still is valid it doesn't matter.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Except at the speed of light?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It’s ludicrous!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Just use the only practical unit of length, "lengthunit", which is equal to 299792458 meters (whatever those are...) times the only practical unit of time, "time unit", divided by a "second" (whatever that is...).

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

A "second" is the 2nd division of an hour.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

I'm not saying she's fast, but she gets around faster than a photon

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

She must be a satanist, then. She has negative mass.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Or she's an electron in some medium, travelling faster than the local speed of light

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

So she’s a classical kind of girl?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Take my very energetic upvote

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Did you upvote this while at rest?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Best I can do is an inertial reference frame

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

uhmmm ahcktually its E^2^=m^2^c^4^+p^2^c^2^

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Thank God for natural units

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I think the "her" in this meme must be Angela Collier.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Energy as a form of momentum

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I have literally never heard a smart person ever say "degenerate" unless to refer to the fact the word originates from Nazi Germany.

::: spoiler spoiler (not in the mathematical context, smartass. When used to refer to things in a negative connotation. They're the ones who pioneered that)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

girl spinning so fast homey's frames be dragging

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