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DoorDash crash rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 207 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Packaging was damaged and there were several blood stains on it. Driver didn't even say 'Hi', just laid there. Rude and unacceptable! 1/5 *"

[-] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago

Door dash: "Sorry about your negative experience, here's a $1.27 refund on your $46.77 order. Also, don't forget to send flowers to your dasher's hospital room!"

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago

Worst delivery everr

[-] [email protected] 101 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I once got food delivered to a work site and it took like 15 minutes of go the last mile. Slowly walking all the way up the entrance drive to this place (it was a museum on the waterfront with like 1/2 mile of driveway before the parking lot) turns or he blew a tire and decided to walk it the last mile because he was almost there.

I felt so bad. He should've just looked after himself... I'm guessing the app would've punished him with a suspension or something if he failed to deliver though. Wanted to tip more after all that, but there was no option to posthumously raise the tip in app and I wasn't carrying cash.

Guess that's what happens when your boss is a robot.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago

Posthumously....so he died? Rip loyal delivery driver

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The request ended, may it rest in peace

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The food kinda died

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

He should've just looked after himself... I'm guessing the app would've punished him

Unfortunately, that is a possibility. I used to doordash, canceling an order before you pick up the food is NBD, but canceling after you have picked it up is likely at least a strike against the dashers account.

[-] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 121 points 1 year ago

Yeah you can pay a little extra to get them cremated

[-] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

I read that early on there was a bug and you could get them cremated without them being in an accident.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ah yes, the orbital laser bug

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Eww no I already tipped them 20%

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Thanks for nearly waking my parents up with loud laughter

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Why are they laughing in your parent's house?! That seems a little concerning.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Next time don't masturbate in their bed.

[-] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago

Nah. That account posts a lot of “app features” like this as a joke.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

thank you. i really should have picked that up by the “send flowers” upsell. can you imagine? in a unlikely set of circumstances, the additional option to have said flowers delivered could trigger a rather unfortunate infinite loop.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago

Bold of them to assume the door-dasher can afford hospital

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Welp, better put them out of their misery

[-] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

feels very slapdash

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

First chapter of Snowcrash

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I tried reading this recently... only made it through a few chapters. Something about the writing style made it hard for me to see the story in my minds eye

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The lead character being Hero Protagonist gives away the tongue in cheek style.

It's worth reading for the first ideas of "the metaverse " but plotwise you don't need to finish it.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

they can buy themself flowers

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah, ordered another doordasher to deliver it

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The flowers were delivered by Doordash The victim arrived in an Uber ambulance.

The part-time doctor (student) mentioned that the hospital's rooms are now managed by Airbnb.

250$ of tips were collected along the process, but now it's not clear who pocketed them.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But then that driver was eaten by a bear :(

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Should have selected the bear repellent upsell

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

Obviously, don't forget to tip.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Here's a tip, kid: you can tear off a shirt sleeve to form a crude tourniquet!"

[grabs bag and walks away]

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

The Deliverator belongs to an elite order...

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