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Relationship Goals! (midwest.social)
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[-] [email protected] 96 points 1 year ago

Is...is this what happens in lesbian bars?

[-] [email protected] 58 points 1 year ago

No one in this sub would know because they only go outside for rhythm game meetups.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Rhythm game? Is that what the kids these days call canoodling?

[-] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 61 points 1 year ago

Republicans are right to fear this power.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I’ve never seen it in mine but it wouldn’t be too out of place. Except the place can get wild and it seems high risk

[-] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 62 points 1 year ago

Imagine the feeling the straw begin to vibrate and get cold as liquid passes through your nose :(

[-] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago

Imagine needing to sneeze in the middle of it… 😬

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure this kind of ends like when the shrinker dude sneezed in The Boys

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Please, I had just blocked that memory

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Definitely don't remember the dick scene from GenV then. That would be bad.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

No clue what GenV is, but sounds like it may have had a good outcome?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's a spinoff to The Boys. Same universe, similar themes, different perspective.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No clue what The Boys is either. Was just making a joke about was a scene about penis loss being a good thing.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh shit. The Boys is a series about super heroes and what they would actually be like in the modern world. It's full of violence and corruption. Very interesting.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I actually haven't watched GenV, is it worth it or just banking on the The Boys universe?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'd say it's worth a watch!

kinda gives a different perspective on the world it's set in (until the end, where it gets very "the boys"-like, but not in a bad way)

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well then, to the watching bin it goes

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

You can drink it through her septum hole.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I drink to forget, but I always remember...

[-] [email protected] 73 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

The virgin normalized cute couple moments VS the Chad weird and silly couple moments.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

The imagination of pushing a straw through someone's nose just makes me deeply uncomfortable.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's why it's so fun. It is gross and uncomfortable; the sort of thing you do once for a picture as a dare. Who doesn't love a low stakes dare?

[-] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago

When you describe exactly what's happening in the picture on the picture

[-] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

It's to give you something else to look at, and yet nothing else to think about

[-] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

Then you just gotta tell her a miniscule amount of heat from her body is being passed onto the liquid so she's really allowing some of her essence to be absorbed into you that's only known by the two of you, but it's an eternal bond.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

kiss and tell that but replace heat with saliva, easier, faster, and don't require a septum hole

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

but being romantic rarely means taking the fast route, especially when there's a septum hole involved

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Saliva comes out of you, septum hole goes through you.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Looking at this picture hurts my nose. =/

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

This is the best thing I've ever seen.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Why are you showing me these things! I already have enough things on my todo list

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I hate it

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

I'll have a snot shot with chaser please

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