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Might make a bingo sheet
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Now I want a sausage sandwich.
That is not what a Bunnings hotdog looks like
I maintain that it is only a hot dog if it comes in a bun. If it comes in sliced bread, it's a sausage sandwich or "sanga", not a hot dog.
Not enough charcoal? Though I've never had a Bunnings sausage
They vary wildly like democracy sausages.
Looks cooked too well and too big
Now you gotta do a Nationals Bingo card. I'm thinking:
- Middle aged guy with a gut
- Ad with them leaning on a fence post staring into the fucking sun
- "fair dinkem policy."
- "telling it how it is."
- On Sky News them Morning Show every alternate days.
- obsessed with Wokeness.
- high blood pressure from reacting to Victoria state politics everyday
- pretty fucking racist but it's ok because all my mates are cool with it.
- pretty fucking sexist but it's ok because I have a daughter.
- dinners with all the real estate developers.
- opposed to any climate action because they're super is in BHP
That probably applies to most Liberal members as well
this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2024
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