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Poaching various wildlife and crafting dangerous weapons out of thier remains. Also possibly B&E, theft, & manslaughter, depending on what sort of lawyers those bandits have.

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I'll be locked up for massacring an army of undead, monkeys, dragons, elementals, and more - all to the thrumming beat of my own heart.

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Zombie genocide.

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Defending a log cabin from monstrous cannibals with my friends on a remote island we explore with highly unsafe electric monowheels.

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@nifty Building a base on an uninhabited planet without a permit.

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Building an army of futuristic battle robots and an artillery cannon and shooting a likewise enemy army to smithereens

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Blasting bad guys and their bosses to bits in my trusty starfighter.

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Robbing a stagecoach.

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The Queen's impatience.

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Delivering packages, and running away from creeps trying to steal my packages.

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Trying to prevent fires in Shoshone.

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To be honest, I'm not sure, maybe trespassing or maybe tax evasion if the player is a citizen of some country?

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Catching them all.

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Use of all the drugs, soliciting prostitutes, & weapons charge for everything from machineguns to nuclear weapons.

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Working with terrorists to blow up the main sources of power for the worlds largest city.

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Be more specific, maybe some of those crimes aren't considered crimes against humanity

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Breaking out of the family home with a big hammer and a box of animal pairs

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...subverting human civilisation to employ post-singularity femtotechnology in the conversion of all matter throughout observable universe into paperclips...

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Squatting - Nightingale

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CK3 after the end mod

Arrested for storming Washington in the name of Father Franklin

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Saving the planet

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Making thumbnail images

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Crushing the enemies of my beloved Emperor. Ending the lives of mutants, heretics, and aliens, one ship at a time.

The emperor protects, heretic.

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Unlawful tampering with the timeline and a couple counts of deicide. (Last Epoch)

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Unlawful tampering with the timeline

If you can't do the time, don't do the time crime.

a couple counts of deicide.

I've never seen a DA prosecute someone over this, I think you'll be fine. There's nothing in the rules that says you can't kill gods.

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I'm locked up for invading north Korea with high tech supersuits and killing tons of soldiers.

game:Crysis

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Debt because of gambling (Balatro)

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lol

~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.

I am the Postal dude.

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