I'll be locked up for massacring an army of undead, monkeys, dragons, elementals, and more - all to the thrumming beat of my own heart.
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Zombie genocide.
Defending a log cabin from monstrous cannibals with my friends on a remote island we explore with highly unsafe electric monowheels.
Building an army of futuristic battle robots and an artillery cannon and shooting a likewise enemy army to smithereens
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Blasting bad guys and their bosses to bits in my trusty starfighter.
Robbing a stagecoach.
The Queen's impatience.
Delivering packages, and running away from creeps trying to steal my packages.
Trying to prevent fires in Shoshone.
To be honest, I'm not sure, maybe trespassing or maybe tax evasion if the player is a citizen of some country?
Catching them all.
Use of all the drugs, soliciting prostitutes, & weapons charge for everything from machineguns to nuclear weapons.
Working with terrorists to blow up the main sources of power for the worlds largest city.
vampirsm
Crimes against humanity
Be more specific, maybe some of those crimes aren't considered crimes against humanity
Breaking out of the family home with a big hammer and a box of animal pairs
...subverting human civilisation to employ post-singularity femtotechnology in the conversion of all matter throughout observable universe into paperclips...
Squatting - Nightingale
CK3 after the end mod
Arrested for storming Washington in the name of Father Franklin
Saving the planet
Making thumbnail images
Crushing the enemies of my beloved Emperor. Ending the lives of mutants, heretics, and aliens, one ship at a time.
The emperor protects, heretic.
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Unlawful tampering with the timeline and a couple counts of deicide. (Last Epoch)
Unlawful tampering with the timeline
If you can't do the time, don't do the time crime.
a couple counts of deicide.
I've never seen a DA prosecute someone over this, I think you'll be fine. There's nothing in the rules that says you can't kill gods.
I'm locked up for invading north Korea with high tech supersuits and killing tons of soldiers.
game:
Crysis
Debt because of gambling (Balatro)
lol
~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.
I am the Postal dude.
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