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Blasting bad guys and their bosses to bits in my trusty starfighter.

Trespassing the chernobyl exclusion zone. Maybe murder and/or spying.

lol

~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.

I am the Postal dude.

Debt because of gambling (Balatro)

Sending trained monkeys to murder scores of balloons.

Trying to escape Hell.

Battlebit remastered. War crimes.

Running around a bunch of stacked shipping containers in a confined boat surface murdering people with a knife because they are trying to dominate 3 flags more than my team is

Collecting animals against their wills and forcing them to fight each other with guns then collecting their fluids and oils

Murder, assault, battery, racketeering, however they charge it when you rig sporting events for cash (might be more racketeering, idk), I'm getting sued for violating several multimillion dollar contracts and probably a couple wrongful deaths, all before halftime (which is when the murders kick into high gear)

Nothing because you can't get punished for stealing land. (Age Of Empires III Definitive Edition)

Drowning weirdos and children (Nami in LoL)

breaking the sound barrier inside of a mountain

Stomping on animals and humans until they die

Broke into some noble’s house to investigate a murder and stole a bunch of stuff while I was at it, ironically yet stealthily stabbing a guard in the neck with a dagger so I wouldn’t get caught while discovering a secret chamber in the basement that led to ancient catacombs beneath the town, which ultimately led to ancient and mummified remains alongside golden chalices and crosses I absolutely pillaged and fully intend to sell for ducats, the significance of which I’m still unsure of.

Killing aliens in the name of humanity.