Fuck, i Last played Rinworld, so all of the warcrimes

Genocide of millions of creatures. (Vampire Survivors)

Sinking 76,000 tons of allied shipping in the Atlantic.

Wiring some logic gates?

I mean, a pupil got arrested once for building a clock from scratch.

Illegally chopping trees, killing animals, accidentally exploding 3 cats, exploiting caves for resources illegally, murder of a person (multiple times), carrying weapons

In old schools laws, gambling.

Stomping on animals and humans until they die

Sending trained monkeys to murder scores of balloons.

i play gloomstalker rogue with criminal background in bg3, so my list of crimes would be pretty deep.

Trying to escape Hell.

Adopting wild dinosaurs/Animal hoarding... Paleo Pines. It's like the rated G version of ARK. I've got 45 super cute dinosaurs, but because this is a game, I'm rich enough to be able to give them wonderful lives!

Battlebit remastered. War crimes.

Running around a bunch of stacked shipping containers in a confined boat surface murdering people with a knife because they are trying to dominate 3 flags more than my team is