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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

If you think otherwise you are wrong

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[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

Cats are incapable of flattery because there is nothing they need from anyone ∴ All affection a cat shows you is purely honest and is shown because it brings the cat pleasure to show it.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

My cat goes brp brp meow brp and its very cute

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

What a sweet sootstain!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Precious little baby

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Cats are perfect beings; you should become one.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Society must fall!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

That's just the toxoplasma gondii talking.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

downbear i think you stink of poo and ass but definitely all bad

[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Cat is a perfect character. Unlike rimmer who couldn't even smoke a kipper and he wouldn't be back for breakfast

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

they truly are, no doubt about it

even seeing pictures of cats is enough to lift my mood, because they are pure perfection

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My kitty, Simon, is as loyal as any dog. He always greets me at the door and he comes running to me when I call his name. The amount of affection he gives me is almost annoying... almost meow-hug

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

my cat once got on my chest, looked in my eyes, wretched two or three times, and then just got off

she also

cw gross and dead animalbrought a dead baby bunny in the house and crunched off and ate its head in front of me and left its decapitated body

for me to clean up. more times than I can count, actually, that's her favorite part I guess

she is still, in fact, perfect, for better or for worse

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is why we don't outdoor our cats. The vomitting is always funny tho my cat find the absolute worst places to vom almost like its a challenge

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Living with an outdoor cat has absolutely solidified my stance on outdoor cats. She's kind of my mom's cat though, so I didn't really get a say, I just get to help clean up the consequences what-the-hell

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

The perfect beings eat too fast and throw up on my carpet

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

counterpoint: they scratched me

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Did a fascist bleed

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

they're carnists.

sorry, I have to ding them for that.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

House cats are mid at best. Basically a roaming houseplant that makes your home smell like piss and commit avian genocide if not kept in containment.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago
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[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

yes, and it's good. now get out, you cat slanderer!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

actually all non-human animals are perfect beings

[-] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Especially sea cucumbers

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is correct even the unliked ones

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The ones that want to stay inside are. The ones that don't can be forgiven, they just need to be kept inside.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'd love an orange cat. I even picked out a name if I'm ever lucky enough to adopt one: Daxter

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Did a cat write this?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Big cats good, stray house cats bad cause they damage the environment. The owners should absolutely be responsible for their domesticated feline friends.

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