Cats are incapable of flattery because there is nothing they need from anyone ∴ All affection a cat shows you is purely honest and is shown because it brings the cat pleasure to show it.
My cat goes brp brp meow brp and its very cute
What a sweet sootstain!
Precious little baby
Cats are perfect beings; you should become one.
Society won't let me
Society must fall!
That's just the toxoplasma gondii talking.
i think you stink of poo and ass but definitely all bad
Cat is a perfect character. Unlike rimmer who couldn't even smoke a kipper and he wouldn't be back for breakfast
they truly are, no doubt about it
even seeing pictures of cats is enough to lift my mood, because they are pure perfection
My kitty, Simon, is as loyal as any dog. He always greets me at the door and he comes running to me when I call his name. The amount of affection he gives me is almost annoying... almost 
my cat once got on my chest, looked in my eyes, wretched two or three times, and then just got off
she also
cw gross and dead animal
brought a dead baby bunny in the house and crunched off and ate its head in front of me and left its decapitated body
for me to clean up. more times than I can count, actually, that's her favorite part I guess
she is still, in fact, perfect, for better or for worse
This is why we don't outdoor our cats. The vomitting is always funny tho my cat find the absolute worst places to vom almost like its a challenge
Living with an outdoor cat has absolutely solidified my stance on outdoor cats. She's kind of my mom's cat though, so I didn't really get a say, I just get to help clean up the consequences 
The perfect beings eat too fast and throw up on my carpet
counterpoint: they scratched me
Did a fascist bleed
they're carnists.
sorry, I have to ding them for that.
House cats are mid at best. Basically a roaming houseplant that makes your home smell like piss and commit avian genocide if not kept in containment.
get out
This is cancel culture
yes, and it's good. now get out, you cat slanderer!
actually all non-human animals are perfect beings
Especially sea cucumbers
This is correct even the unliked ones
The ones that want to stay inside are. The ones that don't can be forgiven, they just need to be kept inside.
I'd love an orange cat. I even picked out a name if I'm ever lucky enough to adopt one: Daxter
Did a cat write this?
Big cats good, stray house cats bad cause they damage the environment. The owners should absolutely be responsible for their domesticated feline friends.
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