Lad was never a stupid kid that climbed through a bush and covered themselves with cuts and splinters.
this post was submitted on 23 Feb 2024
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You reminded me of the Douglas Adams quote about someone who looked "not merely as if he’d been pulled through a hedge backwards, but as if the hedge was being simultaneously pulled backwards through a combine harvester"
And they're full of spiders.
People aren't full of spiders, Kevin. You should go see a doctor.
People aren't full of spiders
Not even Spider-Man??
Nope.
Spiders-man on the other hand.
Spiders Georg
Spiders Georg
Upon spiders he likes to gorge
3 a year for you and me
He's a statistical anomaly
Look oooooouuuuttttt
He is a Spiders Georg
So..is there also a Supers-Man filled with superintendents?
You’d think so, but he’s actually just a superintendent filled with Super Nintendos.
So THAT'S why he's known as Super Nintendo Chalmers!
I learned this the hard way when a tequila-soaked me decided to dive onto what looked like a very soft and fluffly snow-covered headge. I neglected to remember the inside was made of tree. I went on to attempt to remove the hedge with a saw, and had to have several friends hold me down to stop my act of revenge.
this is actually kinda horrifying
Feels like if you run into a hedge it should puncture you like a cactus lol
If there's a bustle in your hedge row, don't be alarmed now.
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