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[-] Polarsailor@kbin.social 42 points 2 years ago

Rectum? Damn near kilt 'em.

[-] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

I choked

[-] geekworking@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

"What do you have on under the kilt"?

.... Shitty Antiques.

[-] mrbn@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

Ah, this reminds me of the old adage: Try before you buy.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago

Two words:

Ass

Pennies

[-] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago

don't judge, we all have hobbies

[-] KimjongTOOILL@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You see @tamal3@lemmy.world this is how you become successful. He'll have leverage over anyone who has ever bought anything from that store.

[-] tamal3@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Now I know! I understand more about the ways of the world than I'd ever wanted to.

[-] don@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Wonder what he’d say if he found out his prison food got the same treatment

[-] frustratedphagocytosis@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

Wipe better or use preparation H. Hell, scooting your ass across the carpet would be better than shoving random shit up there in public.

[-] essellburns@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

There's often a tradeoff between what's fun and what's healthy!

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