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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Navy , especially subs has to contend with mega sharks quite regularly; it'll only become more common with climate change too.

[–] HobbitFoot 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But what about giant octopuses?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

yeah also pretty lethal, they can take out fighter jets.
Also mainly a Navy responsibility - those guys can't catch a break.

AFAIK mega-sharks are only known to attack civilian aircraft so far . . .

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Well if Marines have aliens under control then who the heck are we putting Space Force up against?

[–] HobbitFoot 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

SG1 already took care of them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Humans from the distant future / past

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

So against the inheritors?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

You know those enemies really should stop wearing hats with big arrows on them, I feel like they would have a better chance that way.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Kaiju start with the Navy as they rise from the ocean, and then step on the army and breathe lightning on the air force. Their opposition is the national science foundation and the department of energy (who is also who generally wakes them up with some sort of nuclear accident).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I posted this on r/noncredibledefense yesterday

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Thank you for your service! Great material. You could have posted it here too.. or attach a license :P

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You need to get licences for memes now? Class M or something?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Oi! Got a loicence for dat comment!?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You do if you want credit or ownership or something...?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Or you just put your name on the meme.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

They’re right there

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago