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Anon wants parenting advice
(sh.itjust.works)
We had a girl, who tortured worms and snails in school. I was scared of her.
Show him Jordan N Peterson videos.
I shot a bird once, with a pellet gun.
I felt fucking awful. Never will I kill something again with intent like that.
Blame TV duh.
and the internet!
adoped french child
Enroll him at Le Cordon Bleu? Make sure he knows how to properly prepare frog legs and what sauce to pair them with.
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