“Recent hands-on experiments determined human feces cannot be made into frozen knives to dismember dogs” is the absolute most that a single sentence can be. The peak has been crested, literature can only stagnate from here.
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What are you, a researcher, or a quitter?
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I remember the 2018 Society for American Archaeology conference, everyone saw this paper title in the schedule and tried to go to the talk. Probably the most asked question that weekend besides "time for a beer?" was "did you see the poop knife talk?"
Why is it always poop knives?
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Was this a common myth or something? There’s got to be a reason to test it
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So this is from 2019 - hasn’t technology moved on ?
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It wasn't able to create puncture wounds, only pooper cuts.
Well there goes that movie idea tosses script
This is true. You must use a petrified coprolite.
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Is this Lemmys version of the poop knife?
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Whereas I have been waiting to see that title to a paper for decades.
It's about fucking time.
The real question is do they work as dildos? Or is everything I believe about an Alaskan pipeline just a myth??
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Scientific progress in action.
Were they solid loafs they made into knives or was it liquid?
I can't stop laughing lmao
untrue. A guy cut off his arm with a knife of his own shit in the arctic.
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