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[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Too bad it is a suppository

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

If the bubble moves at all when you put it in you're gay

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If you stick it up the butt make sure it's level first

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The butt, the suppository, or both?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago

Get ready to experience TRUE LEVEL, bitch.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Big pharma HATES this one scholiosis trick

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Sadly my bisexual enzymes destroy them too fast, causing me to return to my shrimp-like posture

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

buyer's remorse much? i don't know what you were expecting buying a pill to project lines and you aren't even straight

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Shrimp-like posture: Often replicated, never duplicated

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Gonna take this party to the next level

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Heighten the spirits with it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Straight trippin