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valentine's rule (lemmy.zip)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 8 months ago (3 children)

What I have here is a dozen condoms and a brand new, never before used bottle of lube

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And I decided that, I was going to turn, latex, into chocolates

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

When inflated, the apparent and molecular structure of a condom is similar...to that of a chocolate bar.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

He used the other bottle of lube on the Lidocaine extraction.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Love this dude

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

NileRul

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Nile green?