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[-] [email protected] 101 points 2 years ago
  1. I am not made out of silly putty.
  2. I am not female.
  3. I cannot code.
  4. I am 120% less flexible than her.
  5. I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
  6. I don't want to.
[-] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago

Apart from 3., I'm in full agreement.

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[-] [email protected] 59 points 2 years ago

Back-end developper ?

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[-] [email protected] 60 points 2 years ago

... full development stack?

[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago

I'd say visibility is kinda poor

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Slap an Apple Vision Pro on ya face

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[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 years ago

Risk of the buttplug falling on my face.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

Use some duct tape

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

If I was to ever get myself into that position it's going to take 3 doctors and a voodoo priest to get me out of it.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago

Too close to my own dick, gonna try to suck it and get distracted.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

An annoying lack of x-ray vision.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

That wrist angle looks uncomfortable as all hell.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

Being generally as flexible as a dry straw, not owning the cool open-toe tights, missing the ability to see through my own abdomen, and I don't use Apple products.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago

About 200 pounds.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

I think it's the fact that I can't see the errors on my vagina.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Sounds like a skill issue to me

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Someone chose the wrong bottom surgery smh

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

What would enable me to work like that, is my question.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

A lifetime of sitting still mostly

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

I prefer to type on an ergonomic keyboard thank you very much.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

mfer goin for the self-suc

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

that would probably be a more healthy position to sit in then what i'm used to lol

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

It's just the natural evolution of slouching

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

My hamstrings

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

How to post to c/unixsocks

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

probably not having enough money to replace the laptop.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago
  1. I can easily bend in half and reach past my toes, but this is another ask entirely.
  2. Even if I could do this, I don't have eyes in my back or a computer screen in my knees.
[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I have bones

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My inflexibility

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Lack of a yoga mat or you wouldn't be able to stop me 😉

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Aldready poor coding skills.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Even as a big fat homo, and presuming I could get into that position, I don't want to stare at my own dick all day.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

c/fullshrimp

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I can talk out my ass, but can't see through my ass. Common misconception.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I like to see the screen whole coding

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I could probably get into a similar position, but I'm not that good at touch typing so 🤷‍♂️

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