this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

“Special military operation”

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

"Some of you will die, but don't worry I have plenty to spare"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"I am willing to give your lives to the cause."

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Battle of Cannae

Don't worry boys, we're going to give that Hannibal a thrashing and be home in time for garum

In and out, quick five minutes skirmish

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

We're all gonna stop for a big gulp at Crazy Vaclav's on the way home. Whoever kills the biggest elephant, we'll get a hot dog off the rollers my treat!