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[–] [email protected] 66 points 9 months ago (4 children)

So, the only way to beat Danny DeVito is to confuse him into thinking it's always sunny?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

Or to call Dayman, fighter of the Nightman.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Only if you live in Philadelphia, yes.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

The Nightman cometh and the Dayman saveth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Angry upvote

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Classic Tumblr: the only site fucked enough to let you edit other people's posts. Try all you want, Twitter, you can’t possibly add a worse feature than that.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wait you can edit other's posts? Are you trolling me?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You can't edit the post on someone else's blog, but you can when reblogging it to your own. This means that anyone who rebloggs the post from you, someone who reblogged from them, or anyone else down the chain will retain your edits. It was really popular to do this to John Green.

Edit: Fixed a mistake.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It was really popular to do this to Danny DeVito.

Poor guy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It was really popular to do this to Danny DeVito.

Poor guy

Yeah, why him of all people?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Pop culture baby, he has a meme value on the meme stock market

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

If only John Green could keep his mouth shut about his favorite taste.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

Absolutely was scared of him when I was younger! He was the penguin in the old Batman movies. Total nightmare fuel.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

For sure, my first thought was 'well, yeah':

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

He legit kidnaps first born kids out their beds to kill them in the sewer. Makes perfect sense to fear him.

old Batman movies

You...you shut your mouth.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

He was also the evil dad in Matilda, maybe less scary on paper but infinitely more realistic.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

The Penguin straight up kidnaps children out of their beds with the intent to drown them in Batman Returns. I can see kids fearing Danny Devito

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I pictured the Penguin setting up a giant tank full of Batman Returns VHS tapes to drown children in.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, immortal Danny DeVito? yes, this is approved, what do we need to do to make it happen?

If someone old gets vampired, do they turn back young at the next feed or are they stuck at their current age?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In most vampire worlds they are stuck with the age they were bit. (IIRC.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Kinda sad. better than nothing I suppose.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hey, if a child watched Taxi, I could see the tyke developing a healthy fear if Danny Devito. Louie was a nasty misanthrope most of the time.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Love that scene where he comes out of his elevated manager both to confront the guy and he’s so much shorter than him

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I swear I've seen this before but with Markiplier.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

The Nightman cometh and the Dayman saveth

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

This has the makings of an excellent Madlibs prompt.