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A metal detectorist in Wales unearthed a Roman silver “ligula”, commonly known as a “toilet spoon”. The discovery, made in June 2020, has now been declared a treasure by Welsh authorities, along with other items.

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The museum said it has a very long handle with a small “circular bowl” on one end. The spoon was originally straight but was “bent out of shape in two places.”

A variety of uses have been suggested for Roman ligulae, including the extraction of cosmetics and perfumes from long-necked bottles and their application to the face or body, the extraction and application of medicines, and their use during medical procedures.

Silver ligulae, as opposed to the more common examples of copper alloy, are more frequently associated with these medical applications – possibly due to silver’s antimicrobial properties. This spoon contributes valuable archaeological evidence of medical knowledge and personal hygiene practices in Roman western Britain.

The 1996 Treasure Act designates the ligula as Treasure because it is over 300 years old and contains more than 10% precious metal. It will now be evaluated by the Treasure Valuation Committee to ascertain a fair market value. The toilet spoon will then be available for purchase by nearby museums for the determined value.

The Cowbridge and District Museum has expressed interest in acquiring this treasure find after it has been independently assessed by the Treasure Valuation Committee.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (4 children)

toilet spoon

Come on, we're all thinking it... This is the clear predecessor of the now infamous poop knife

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

First thing I thought of haha

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Came here for poop knife 🔪 💩

Leaving with a full heart

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

It makes sense, the bowl is ideal for scooping out the offending jobbie and the long handle means you could probably lob it pretty far. A turd trebuchet if you will.

You can see a clear line of evolution from shitty stick to toilet spoon to poop knife and I am skipping the faeces fork to move straight to working on the turd whisk.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

A variety of uses have been suggested for Roman ligulae, including the extraction of cosmetics and perfumes from long-necked bottles and their application to the face or body, the extraction and application of medicines, and their use during medical procedures.

Not what I expected from the name "toilet spoon."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (2 children)

toilet spoon is an unpleasantly evocative combination of words

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In related news, I've decided to start referring to toilet paper as crap napkins.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It goes in the lavatory toolbox next to the poop knife

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

tl;dr: has nothing to do with toilets

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

"Toilet" is actually one of those cute euphemisms for a thing that people don't like to talk about, like "bathroom" or "cloakroom". "Toilet" previously meant "dressing room".

Amusingly, essentially all the words for a toilet are euphemisms; pretty much the only one I can think of that isn't is "water closet". "Lavatory" and "latrine" both meant "washroom", "privy" meant "a private place" etc. It's something which our language has gone to great lengths to avoid saying!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

"Please excuse me, I must make a quick trip to the dumping dungeon before we continue."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

What about the word “shitter”? Ex. “Im going to the shitter, ill be back soon.”

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Interesting. Here in the States, "restroom" or "bathroom" (even if there is no bath in it) are the more sensitive euphemisms to use so you don't have to say "toilet", which is considered more vulgar/dirty.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Give it another century or so and you'll need to invent another euphemism so that you can avoid using such a vulgar word as "restroom"!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

While the whole toilet spoon thing is interesting, I’m really happy to learn that metal detectorist is a thing someone can be.

I was just always calling them a “person with a metal detector,” which now sounds weirdly politically correct.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Royal shit stirrer.