toilet spoon
Come on, we're all thinking it... This is the clear predecessor of the now infamous poop knife
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toilet spoon
Come on, we're all thinking it... This is the clear predecessor of the now infamous poop knife
First thing I thought of haha
Came here for poop knife 🔪 💩
Leaving with a full heart
It makes sense, the bowl is ideal for scooping out the offending jobbie and the long handle means you could probably lob it pretty far. A turd trebuchet if you will.
You can see a clear line of evolution from shitty stick to toilet spoon to poop knife and I am skipping the faeces fork to move straight to working on the turd whisk.
A variety of uses have been suggested for Roman ligulae, including the extraction of cosmetics and perfumes from long-necked bottles and their application to the face or body, the extraction and application of medicines, and their use during medical procedures.
Not what I expected from the name "toilet spoon."
toilet spoon is an unpleasantly evocative combination of words
In related news, I've decided to start referring to toilet paper as crap napkins.
Crapkins, even.
shit tickets
Bumwad
It goes in the lavatory toolbox next to the poop knife
tl;dr: has nothing to do with toilets
"Toilet" is actually one of those cute euphemisms for a thing that people don't like to talk about, like "bathroom" or "cloakroom". "Toilet" previously meant "dressing room".
Amusingly, essentially all the words for a toilet are euphemisms; pretty much the only one I can think of that isn't is "water closet". "Lavatory" and "latrine" both meant "washroom", "privy" meant "a private place" etc. It's something which our language has gone to great lengths to avoid saying!
What about "crapper"
"Please excuse me, I must make a quick trip to the dumping dungeon before we continue."
What about the word “shitter”? Ex. “Im going to the shitter, ill be back soon.”
Interesting. Here in the States, "restroom" or "bathroom" (even if there is no bath in it) are the more sensitive euphemisms to use so you don't have to say "toilet", which is considered more vulgar/dirty.
Give it another century or so and you'll need to invent another euphemism so that you can avoid using such a vulgar word as "restroom"!
While the whole toilet spoon thing is interesting, I’m really happy to learn that metal detectorist is a thing someone can be.
I was just always calling them a “person with a metal detector,” which now sounds weirdly politically correct.
Royal shit stirrer.