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[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Hell, yeah! Sign me in.

Sidenote: Install bidet.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But bidet is in white house

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well then put it in black house, easy fix. (Color not race)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bout to take him to browntown.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That's where I ended up last time I trusted a Republican to take me to Funky Town

[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is the closet labeled abortion because that’s where you have the coat hangers?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

That and so you can close the door and just try to pretend there's nothing in there

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I thought us leftists didn’t want special bathrooms just for trans? They can just use the ones they most identify with right?

I would definitely hit that sex before marriage lounge

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Gotta remodel the trans bathroom into a gender non-conforming communal toilet space.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I was cracking up at an episode of king of the hill where dale says he will never have a gender neutral bathroom in his home haha imagining that he and his wife have separate bathrooms

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

it's time for your 4pm communal pissing

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The lounge should be next to the patio ngl

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Weed smoking will not be confined to the patio, I assure you.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

If you think you're gonna smoke on the brand new estrogen lab furniture, you've got another thing coming.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

As always, threatening me with a good time.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Brah I wish I was rich enough to afford a walk in abortion

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A house? With a weed smoking patio? I'll take it if no one else wants it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

My patio smokes more of my weed than I do. Come and get it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

As a mad scientist I'm just thrilled this has a full on laboratory, rather than a workbench confined to the garage.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Having an abortion room is fucking metal.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Shit joke removed as unsure of the political inclination of the comenters and I CBA with interaction with a righty whitey.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I used to play an obscene amount of The Binding of Isaac; I'm very familiar with the different methods of abortion lol. In hindsight I wish I'd refered to it as an "abortion closet".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I am a big fan of Babymetal

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Weed smoking" before each of the others.

Weed smoking gay room etc etc

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you ever tried estrogen labs ... On weed dude?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mmmmhhhh Estrogen dabs

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

kinda bummed there's no asexual refrigerator or aromantic pergola

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

An asexual refrigerator would be stacked with cake and nothing else. Do not trust asexuals round your kitchen. They only got one thing on the mind!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is true!🤤

Can't deside between cake and garlic bread

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What even goes on in the Gay Room? Like, you can have all the gay sex you want already in the Sex before Marriage Lounge, and anything else can be done as gay as one wants to any other room 🤔

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, the room is gay, not necessarily the people inside of it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Good for it, I'm glad it felt it could come out

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah man it’s gay like “lighthearted and carefree,” You go in there if you need a calm moment away from the party. It’s like a mediation room.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That makes sense. Could I do it in a gay way though?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Before marriage, during marriage, after marriage

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

gay room aka my bedroom

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

There needs to be a no-fault divorce hall between kitchen and lounge

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

We're doing a major house renovation at the moment, wonder if I can get a boy/wife kitchen snuck into the building contract for shits and giggles

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

ngl kinda like the idea just because of the size. Although I might reform the lab to grow mushrooms

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Open it up to General Chemistry, more flexible and kinda future proof that way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

It's not even labelled as a closet, it's just a space that is the concept of abortion. How horrifying.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Where's the shooting gallery?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I want this house, not because I'm libertarian, but for the estrogen lab.