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[–] [email protected] 232 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Wait until they find out about transparent

[–] [email protected] 113 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 70 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Or the transitive property

[–] [email protected] 57 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Don't even get me started on translators

[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know what “istors” are, but as fer me an my house, we serve the lord. If I sees ‘em, I burns ‘em. 😤

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or making the switch on transatlantic flights

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or transmission in their trucks

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Or the transgender.

Wait…

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or that cars are transportation...

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or transformers. More than meets the eye.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago

"Transparency" would implode their brains, it's just too much of a word for them to even try to comprehend.

"Trans-paren(like parents?)-cy(what? cyanide?) TRANS PARENTS ARE GIVING THEIR KIDS CYANIDE!!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Or the transmissions in the transports...

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[–] [email protected] 136 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Wake up babe new gender just dropped

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is there a newsletter or RSS feed? So hard to keep up.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're asking for someone to transcribe it for you?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

Ew, no that sounds gay. Is there a straightcriber in here?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

I prefer the alternative gender for that profession, criptionist.

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 9 months ago (5 children)

A lot’s changed. Back in my parents’ day, a trip to the city meant taking the

to the airport to fly a

and head for meetings and abortions at the

Seems like being trans back then must have been such a gift. People would obviously hold you in such high regard.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Nobody ever asked KITT for their pronouns.

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wait til they find about the department of transportation

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

No, no I'm pretty sure the bigots support the deportation of trans people... They seem to want to deport everyone not white enough, why stop at race?

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I feel bad for transphobes when they have to go to the store and make a transaction.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"My flight transfers in Dallas?! Thanks, Biden!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 66 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Do you suppose stupid bigots will avoid transplants because they don't want to become plants?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

You know what's weird? If you do a transplant between trees it's called a graft. Transplant was right there smh

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

They're fine with becoming plants, just not if it's trans.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I thought their God was also Transcendent?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Well I don't know what a 'cendent is 😂

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

bigots when wafers undergo transubstantiation

[–] [email protected] 58 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ciscriber, when a transcriber walks in...

[–] [email protected] 51 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Subscriber, what Domscriber looks for.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago

So much for my trans-Atlantic voyage. Guess I ll take the trans-Siberian train then. Comms are very bad there so ill take the trans-ceiver with me.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago

I know 3rd grade is hard but really should have stuck it out

[–] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

These istors keep messing with my power! I hear they're bipolar too.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago (10 children)

All my plugs are male–male. I take all in stride:

  • the propaganda¹ against the life that works for me and
  • the plugs

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 9 months ago (2 children)

ITT: figuring out that "trans-" means "across" by giving other words with same prefix. Yey etymology

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (9 children)

“meta” also still means “across” in Greece

phérō meant “I carry”

metaphor: I carry across

they now use the term for “transportation in general”

here’s a modern truck in Greece for ΜΕΤΑΦΟΡΙΚΗ

in Greek, they use μεταφορική έννοια (metaforikí énnoia – literally “transportation sense”) to mean “metaphor”

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (4 children)

5 billion people believe that God is bigender, which is often considered transgender.

Conservatives worship a transgender being. Transphobes cope and seethe.

God is also a genderless being who uses capitalized male pronouns.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

The data I'm looking at says only 55% of people are even monotheistic. Where are you getting that 5 billion number from?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Wait until they find out that banks do a lot of transactions.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

I'm surprised any Republicans even drive vehicles seeing as each one of them has a transmission.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Probably wouldn't want anything to do with a homeowner either...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Maybe a pun is just a pun and you're making a thing out of nothing. I don't know. Context an intend matter.

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