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[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

Considering my Baltimore Ravens lost, this is clearly all rigged and the NFL wants Kelce to propose to Swift with the Superbowl in one hand.

I'm making bets she's the halftime show next year and she'll drop a breakup song about Kelce in the show while he's in the locker room .... just to maximize the ratings and pr.

Go Ravens. Go Niners.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

She can't endorse him right now?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

And you fascist fucks are powerless to do anything about it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Vivek Ramaswamy, this mutha fucka down the rabbit hole. He's paranoid AF

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

what is this timeline

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Truly impressed with Bidens PR team.

Right wingers sux because they mistake conspiracy for 'conspiracy against them.' OK, you're all into conspiracies or w/e but every conspiracy can't be a slight to you.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

As a Niners fan…I fully expect Taylor swift to win

Kittle does his thing, Greenlaw and Bosa too.

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